My nephew just had a monumental birthday; he has been here for a decade now. Guess who forgot about this? Yep, idiot-boy/fantastic-internet-celebrity. I forgot my nephews tenth birthday. So, a very special belated Happy Birthday to Danny!
I love you so much, and will take you shopping when I am there and you can get whatever you want (almost).

P.S. Stop reading my website, there are bad words like “Jason” on here. Remember that?
Go somewhere more suitable, like here.