My site meter has brought to my attention that my site is visited daily by someone at rpa.com . For those who don’t know RPA are the initials of a very large advertising firm, Rubin Postaer and Associates. Two things about this:
1.) Email me, my site is world famous and I feel targets the coveted inner-city youth demographic, primarily.
2.) The person who visits my site is on the west coast (thanks sitemeter). The west coast branch of RPA is directly across the street from my office. I actually park underneath their building every morning. ($120/month for a parking space? A tad ridiculous.) Say hi someday if you are in that building. I am a 6′3″ ultra-attractive black man; i’m hard to miss.
I am looking over your client list to see if there are any that may work on my site. Not Blue Cross, I presently have issues with them. Honda, no. I may want to eventually make fun of that box wagon thing they made.
Who am I kidding? I will accept offers from anyone except Kentucky Fried Chicken. I had a bad case of salmonella once, and I don’t forgive or forget quite that easily. Though I did lose a lot of weight… So, perhaps I would consider them on my “Jason King Diet Page”.
I will go further into my info later. But consider this; nearly 56 (okay, exactly 56) people visit my site everyday. I will consider any reasonable 5-figure offer you toss at me. I will do full-frontal nudity. I will wear anything that is made by a foreign designer with an elegant name, and promote said designer.
Companies I would Most Like To Align Myself With:
Astroglide
Black & Decker
So New Media (buy a book while you are there)
Frederic Fekkai
Shrimpers Union of America
The Patch
Phillip Morris
Crest
Kraft
Trenton Medical Supplies
Ok, so I have already done half of the work. I expect a proposal and a flash movie equivalent to Chiat-Day’s Energizer Bunny or Tmobiles Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas in my inbox ASAP (that’s business-speak for “as soon as possible”, FYI [ugh, that is "for your information"])
You get with your people and I will get with me.
