i’m sorry.

Nope Jew Roanoke. Beget this bitch.
it’s official; i’m breaking up with Jason Searcy. i’m completely in love with his hilarity and his tough hk personality but this has got to stop. I said fuck him Evans. He’s not even nice to me unless we’re on a lot of drugs. He doesn’t trust me with his stupid passwords and he’s not very family/percenter oriented. And check his status. Cool. He never took me on our first date, and I’ve known him for 5 years. Not that I like that type of shit. Who’s hk and really tough? I am. Ako’s first Chills with Lills ‘kite flying/bb gun’ date sounded pretty cute though. Didn’t mean to bring that up Sarah, I know it hurts. Didn’t mean to bring that up Jason, everyone knows Sarah would much rather be with a blacky. Jesus Fuck that joke is getting played out. So anyways he doesn’t call me back till he makes sure he’s really busy partaking in 40 million different activities. Annoying. Oh, and he never calls Sarah. That’s my sister you turkeyneck. I guess it’s good, I was scared that I was going to fall in love and get married and have to share a room at the family headquarters or some gay shit like that. Sorry Rosie, that was for Sarah. All walls up. It’s going to take more than Johnny Cash’s death to take these walls down again BACKTHIS.

Fuck, I was trying to suck Matt into the Fam, but I think he found me out. It could be harder than I originally thought to find the 6th member, people aren’t as down for cults as I thought they would be. Retards.

Retract
I didn’t know that John is sensitive. He doesn’t have a third grade style and he is not soo much older than I am. He has a sixth grade style and is only slightly older than me.

King- No one cares and why do you insist on pretending that you do? it’s not the 60’s retard we don’t care what happens to this stupid country, get over it, you fucking hippie. Who is Lindey anyway? Fuck her too.

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Matt is scared of us.

I Know That You All Hate Politics

And I don’t care. I have to post my political thoughts every once in awhile. So here they are:

Californians,

Vote no on the recall
Vote for Bustamante
Go to the Democratic HQ’s in Santa Monica, on Wilshire just below 5th Street. Donate money and talk to Lindey. She is fucking hilarious and she is donating her time to do something that none of us will do.

Everyone,

Look into General Wesley Clark. He may be the Democrat who can get Fuckface Bush out of the White House in 2004.

Lyd, Heath, Searc, and Mrs. King,

Go ahead and make fun of me here for my political ramblings. I am expecting it. Also keep in mind that this is my website and I am all-powerful and can edit/censor anything that you say. Love.

Mia,

I wish that you were a real Hilton Party Girl. You should fix that typo in your last name and buy a small dog that matches your shoes and more importantly never, ever, never, never try to tell an award-winning websitist how to do his job. 47 people can’t be wrong.

I will post some links to important things soon. We can’t have an idiot like George Bush representing us anymore. Please at least kind of care about this.

Or wait, better idea, why don’t we just give the website to John McGuire? He would do a good job with it. You know why he would do a good job with it? Because he knows everything about everything that there is to know. He knows how to be funny. He knows how to rock a third grade style. Maybe he was rocking this style so long ago because he is so much older than I am. Is that why? I don’t no, I mean know. HHAAAHHHAAAHHAAAHHHAAAA
Love. That love is for John. Love. That love is for the fam that he is not in.

Okay, this website does suck for reals. What should I do? Should I write a fake interview with Christian Slater? Or talk about my sexual exploits and shaved pubic hair? We need help. This shit is as stale as Friendster.

Huh. Percenterprises with benefits?

Fuck getting depressed… i’m over that shit. I’ll kill that shit in the face with a hammer. Seriously.