Merry Christmas to Heather

My gift to Heather. It is a Victorian Dressform. I saw it and I knew that I had to get it for her. It is old, rough around the edges, and needed some work but it is awesome; just like Heather. Kidding. I saw it and I had to buy it for her, there is just one problem…it is fragile, heavy, expensive-ish and in Texas. I have no idea how I am supposed to get this thing to Los Angeles. I thought about buying an extra seat on the plane for my new 150 year old steel Victorian Ladyfriend, but no. So, I think that myself, Lyd, Searc and Heath should rent a van and take a road trip soon. A good excuse for a trip.

P.S. I look like crap and short in this photograph. I hadn’t slept for a couple of nights so I did some photoshopping to hide my usually super-attractive self, though unusually unphotogenic self in this picture from the scorn.

P.P.S. The guitar that you are gonna get me for xmas….you can buy it and ship it to Milwaukee or wherever it is that you are from. Oh, right it’s Milwaukee.