A Message To Everyone

Have a happy, safe New Year. I wish the best 2004 to all of you. Have fun tonight, bet your drunk on, and get your makeout on with a good looking person or two. Love to you all, and Happy Motherfucking New Year. If you are a cute girl/woman on Sunset Blvd. tonight and you wanna get your makeout on with a criminally attractive, overwhelmingly girthy, award winning, booker prize nominated, diplomat to Zaire, internet celebrity then holler at me. One Love.