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Oscar Nominees: My Thoughts

Taking a cue from matt�s review of the films up for best picture academy awards; I too will give you my opinions. You should keep in mind that I generally only watch black & white films with subtitles from far off exotic places like France and Romania and from far off genres like Dada. That being said:

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King- I tried to watch the first one the other night and got really really bored. I either fell asleep or got drunk instead. Unsure. But I haven’t seen this one, even though I like the phrase “return of the king”.
Lost in Translation- I didn’t see it. But, I like Spike and he used to be married to Sofia Coppola. I like Bill Murray too, so I would maybe like this one.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World- Don’t know what this one is. It sounds like an S&M movie, so I would probably be into it.
Mystic River- this title isn’t even ringing a bell. I have no idea what this movie is.
Seabiscuit- there isn’t enough horse tranquilizer in the world to get me to even try to sit through this one.