i feel like shit in 200 words or less

my sense of humor has gone on vacation. (for my british readers: my sense of humour has gone on holiday.) i hope it comes back soon and brings my cleverness with it. until then, i can’t write. i have tried and it isn’t really working. there is so much for me to write about right now, but i can’t do it. i think i am bi-polar today. and i have a bruise on my hip and on my arm. what happened to me this weekend?

on a related topic. i got the tracks from the wilco cd a ghost is born that doesn’t come out for a few more months. it’s really fucking good. i may or may not have it on my server, depending on what is legal/illegal nowadays. but if you email me and you are funny/cute/clever/charming/naked then there is a good chance i will send you the link for you to go and listen/download it, depending on what is legal/illegal.