My nautical fantasy has resurfaced at a good time. The bi-annual, umm wait, bi-annual means every other year. What term means twice a year? Umm, the bi-quarterly Dallas Boat Show is the weekend of the 15th and an encore on the weekend of the 22nd.

I am aware that the name Jason F. King does not yet have clout in the marineworld, and I want the VIP treatment around the Superyachts. I want to go in the aft section of Dallas Market Hall and see the boats that only the uber rich and famous get to see. So I will be attending the show as pseudo-persona:

Travis Spermcount, the Organically Grown Catfish importer/exporter. I inherited the family business started by Grandpa Spermcount and built the worlds largest organic catfish empire. I have the largest collection of fishing poles west of the eastern hemisphere, and am sometimes known to fish with diamond encrusted lures. I am in the process of producing a hip-hop urban themed fishing show that will air simultaneously on BET and Logo. I have won three Okie Noodling competitions and was then forever banned from the sport after I was deemed “overaggressive”. I am married to a black woman.