When I was looking for a link to the story of the teenager fucking/killing “Princess, the Southern Black Peoples Dog” I typed teen + fucks + dog into Google. It took me a minute to realize two things. One, the Feds just Patriot Acted my IP and should be here any minute. Two, I have that auto-complete function turned on in my browswer, and I just know that I am going to let someone at school use my computer and they will search for tepidarium,or something and as soon as they type in “T-E” my computer will offer them “Teen Fucks Dog”.

I really don’t wanna switch schools.