When I heard the news that Rubert Murdoch (of Fox News infamy) had purchased MySpace, I was pretty sure that I would delete my account. I decided that I didn’t really care enough about my political stance to let it affect something as trivial as my web groups. But today. This might just be the straw that broke Glen Campbell’s back.

Friend requests from Bongo the Coke Monkey and an asshole (literally, apparently) named Sandra. i’m a 31 year old man getting friend requests from something called Bongo the Coke Monkey. I think it is definitely time to go.