Today I have been fixing bad links in my archives and ran across that period of time when I allowed Sarah, Heather, Lydia and Searcy to post on Percenterprises. When I imported all of those posts into MT, it automatically assigns me as the author of every post. Well earlier I read this:

Okay, I will. This is something that I would like to share. I was making out with this guy in San Diego awhile ago, mostly because it was his birthday and felt like I should, he was only kind of cute. Anyway, he kept licking my teeth. This is not normal. Who the fuck does that? Do people do that? Has this ever happened to anyone else? Are teeth erogenous? I don’t think mine are.

And even when I read it, I thought what the fuck I am saying here? I then remembered that this is a Lydia post. So, if you happen to be incredibly bored, looking through my archives and run into an odd sounding post, blame it on one of the people mentioned above. Also, if anything in there isn’t funny/smart/clever it is also them.