I have made several little personality/habit tweaks and adjustments this summer, most notably quitting smoking. So my next life goals are to have the greatest credit report in America and to learn to eat breakfast.

At my new favorite place on earth, Microtel Inn Tucumcari New Mexico, they have these 2 shiny waffle constructing apparatusses. I really wanted to figure out how they work, and have a tasty waffle, and see how safe it is to have waffle irons sitting on a shelf in the lobby for guests one and all to scar themselves on. I also wanted to save a few bucks on a free breakfast (see. I’m being money minded, two goals with one stone.)

I actually got out of bed when my alarm startled the fuck out of me at 7:00AM. I showered. I shaved. I dressed. I realized. I am not at all hungry. This threw all of my Microtel plans off. I don’t like working out on an empty stomach, so without breakfast there will be no workout. I don’t get hungry until about 11:00AM. Is there a hunger inducing pill that isn’t made by Merck? Like an anti-diet pill. I have the cadillac of Metabolisms, so I am not worried about getting fat.

On the road again, see you in Bellemonte, AZ.