Lance Armstrong is under fire for testing positive for a banned blood booster. My reaction to this news is the same as my reaction to the news that he won the Tour de France 6 times: I don’t care at all. I truly can’t believe that Americans are pretending to care about the TDF so much. It’s bike-riding. It’s like having a mail-delivering competition, it just seems silly to me. And I am sure you do need some sort of drug to ride a bike through the mountains for several weeks; I would need several uppers just to watch it and read about it without getting bored out of my fucking mind.

Hey, nice pedaling.

Nice gear shift.

Hot ten-speed!

Killer ball!